Pooper Whistle

A fart upon exiting the rectum causes an audible whistle. This often occurs when one is attempting to be discreet and attempts to lean to the side to allow a fart to slip out silently instead a whistling noise occurs. It is often necassary to do a check wipe after a pooper whistle.

I was sitting in my cubicle after eating mexican for lunch I leaned to the side to let one slip out you know instead i just had a big pooper whistle.

I swear to god I had a pooper whistle today that sounded like a song bird!

by Doutydt February 12, 2009

deer whistle

A slang term for a marijuana cigarette. Often used during hunting in the Bruce county of Ontario to attract deer who have a scent for the sticky-icky.

Roll me up a few loose deer whistles would ya? I'm going after that fucker I hit with my car

by Tall Drink of Water December 12, 2013

Shottas Whistle

The whistle used by friends Wayne and Biggs in the movie Shottas. It sounds like two sets of two quick whistles.

"Where's T and Jim?" (Gives shottas whistle)
(Hears the whistle back) "they're that way bro"

by SparksBluntley December 6, 2011

whistling-canadian

a blowjob from a 5 dollar hooker with maple syurp in her mouth

Dam white boy wishes he could get a whistling-canadian.

by abe the jue June 5, 2007

grenade whistle

a device, usually a vuvuzela, used to warn those within hearing distance that grenades are present in large numbers. Proper use of a grenade whistle can be seen on The Jersey Shore

*fat ugly gang of girls approach*
Mike: Blow the grenade whistle!

by IllekGink April 16, 2011

Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017

synthetic whistling

Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.

No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.

The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(

by Telephony May 8, 2015