whassupwitchew

bastardisation of "What is up with you my fine friend. or if said with enough headsnap, or sneer "what-da-hell-is-wrong-witchew?"

Say, whassupwithew?

by Dr. Heiden October 16, 2003

whats up bro

Bro is something you call a "mongrel" or a brother aka your friend... or your greatest enemy if you feel me. But a whatsup means WHAT IS NEW asking your friend/enemy what is new. If a friend, then you are actually asking "whats new" but if its an enemy this jargon is more or less used as a threat as in "whatsup bro, i will tear your spine out you disgusting maniac". People who DO use the term whatsup bro to their friends are deemed mentally and physically insane, and are fit for only one place in this godless world... the highest security mental intitution.

Alex: Whats up bro (to friend)
Carl: Um... not much.... yeah hello police? take this maniac away from me... STAT....

Alex: Whats up bro (to enemy)
Mark: Ahh a challenge.... finally an opponent worthy of my skills.....

by CarlMarx November 24, 2013

whatsuper

Old skool way to hello or whats happening

person 1: Whats up wit it?

person 2: Whatsuper?

by R Mosby December 16, 2008

whats up now

Said after coming upon someone who has done or said something earlier deserving of a beating, which could not be administered due to circumstance.

You were talking smack earlier with your friends.....Whats up now!!

by Brett A August 18, 2006

Whatsapped

To be put on in a ruthless manner, for no reason at all

I just got whatsapped

by Remo89 August 8, 2015

whats-up buddy

A person you see at bars or parties that you always greet by either head-nod, handshake, or ever-popular "what up." However, the name of this person, along with all other personal information is unknown.

Guy: "Whats-up buddy"?
Whats-up buddy: "Hey bro"
(they walk right by eachother, no further communication)
Guy to his girlfriend: "Shit, I see that guy around all the time, but I don't have a clue what his name is"

by doon November 14, 2006

whats up, whats goin on?

used in the move "night at the roxbury' good way to greet anyone. especially women

Hey, whats up, whats goin on? So do you wanna make out or what?

by Vaughn Gesing May 18, 2006