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whatever 

when someone is a butthead and doesnt say thanks for free porn
post giving
Bob-"here you go...free porn"
Whatever guy/girl-"<silence>
Bob-"Whatever"
whatever by d, dela cruz October 28, 2004

Whatever 

Telling a fuck boy you're up for anything because you feel uncomfortable
I guess I'll do whatever ok. Or I do whatever
Whatever by Realname123123 December 11, 2016

whatever 

Word describes what your united states of is.....(see below)
So i went down to the beach and saw kiki, she was all like..UUUH! and i was like WHATEVER!, becuz this is MY united states of WHATEVER! (liam lynch is a hoe)

whatever 

The process in which a male uses his mouth to pleasure the breast region of his female counterpart.
So last night Jake and were making out and then my shirt was off and he did whatever. It was really fun.
whatever by CMoney5863 June 28, 2007

whatever 

This is the verb version of the verb. It's used to shorten the telling of stories when the phrase "And then I just said 'Whatever'" is used. Instead you can use this word to make stories more concise for your friends.
And then I just whateved.
OMG, you were totally whateved.
I'll just whatever her.
Sorry, I'm currently whatevering someone, hahah.
whatever by schroedingers-cat September 8, 2013

whatever 

The word in every teenager's vocabulary, so they don't have to hear the crap their mom complains about.
Mom: "Honey, when was the last time you cleaned out the garbage?
You: Whatever...
Mom: well I... *Sigh*
whatever by missenscyclopspedia November 26, 2016