Purple Whatevers

Another word for purple grapes, typically used by people who can not manage to remember their proper name.

Jordan: Can I have some purple whatevers?
Patti: Those are grapes Jordan.
Jordan: Whatever.

by ThatCrazyBagOfCheetos. April 27, 2010

whatev

It has been in the history of mankind to shorten the words that man has been using in their life. Phrases such as "Ha ha ha" have been reduced to "ha ha" and other phrases such as "What is going on" have been reduced to "what's up" and even reduced to the more commonly known one-word phrase "wuzzup". Another example if you will. This statement. "Greetings. How are you doing, dear acquaintance, I am currently relaxing in a state of repose" is reduced to "Yo, wuzzup, homie? I'm chillin". Nevertheless, another word has been the subject of this process of lessening the number of syllables in a word to make speech something more quick and easily done in our ever quickening and increasingly faster society. Thus the birth of the word, whatev, has occured.

whatev - a word that has the meaning of whatever except it is pronunciated with the "ev" slightly lengthened so to give the impression of coolness. This is often used in a light manner, often in cases where the person uttering the phrase doesn't care much or pretends not to care.

Person 1: Well, it looks like we are gonna die...
Person 2: Whatev...

Person 1: Oh snap! We have a test today...and a lab due Thursday!!!
Person 2: Whatev...

by Dae-Hyun Jin May 13, 2006

Whatever

The answer to everything.

Girl: Wanna go catch a movie?
Guy: Sure, whatever

Clerk: Hey, you gotta pay for that!
Kid: Whatever dude.

by Therawyn December 11, 2009

whatever sizzles your bacon

Almost like 'whatever floats your boat', albeit different.

"I like to eat bananas at the noontime." said wingaling webster."whatever sizzles your bacon." said blueskin bernie.

by Lingwendil June 7, 2004

whateverlife

2)To go with the flow and go with whatever life throws at you
3)total acceptance of any situation

My mom was trippin' about what my grades would be in school, but i told her whateverlife.

by sarah hasan January 13, 2009

Whatever rides your donkey

Synonym of "Whatever floats your boat".

friend: What do you feel like doing?

me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.

by Diemon Daves June 13, 2010

Whatever

fuck this im done. im so angry/annoyed

person 1: i hate you
person 2: whatever you cunt

by iknowthingsaboutthings December 10, 2018