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pedo whacker

A stick that every community should have that is capable of doing lasting damage to those who interfere with children
Isn't that the geezer who touched that young girl, yes it is , get the pedo whacker out. And go to town on his head
by mitch00uk March 27, 2015
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whacked

There is heaps of meanings for 'whacked'.
a. To be killed.
b. To be hit.
c. Hungover.
d. Stupid.
e. Bloody awesome.
f. Drunk.
g. Stoned.
h. Not working properly.
i. Stuffed.
a. Man his car flipped straight off the cliff, police found him whacked.
b. he was so whacked, face was all bleeding and shit.
c. Ohh man I woke up so festy, my heads whacked.
d. What a fucking whacked driver, ran the red light straight in front of me.
e. You are so bloody whacked man, gotta love ya !
f. I've had so much yo drink me and Maddy are whacked as.
g. Fuck mannn I'm too whacked to talk all your serious shit.
h. Computers bloody whacked, heap of junk.
i. Good luck with that, I wouldn't bother with something so whacked !
by Court Jeremiahh March 28, 2008
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Shally Whacking

is the process of a male inserting both his erect penis and both testicles into the arse of a participating female of any species. When the bloke is about to cum, the Shally Whacking commences: the bloke rips his penis and balls out of her arse, and slaps her arse cheeks with his penis whilst cumming everywhere.
Tim "she's a dirty cunt"
Laura "how do you know?"
Tim "she said I can Shally Whack her any day"

Emma "my arse hurts"
Mark "I should fucking think so too! That'll be all the Shally Whacking"

Tim "my balls feel/smell like shit"
Emma "that'll be all the Shally Whacking. wash them you dirty bastard."
by EG/TC/LT/ER December 22, 2008
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whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job
Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*
by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008
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Whack the pastry

The female version of the males' 'Abuse the noodle'.

To masturbate.

Best used through the means of teledildonics aka phone shag.
Man: Ahh yeah baby I'm abusing the noodle. Whack your pastry for me.

Woman: I'll whack the pastry for you, baby.
by DeadDolleh June 29, 2009
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whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off
"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."
by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010
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Whack of dawn

Masterbating immediately upon awakening from sleep. Cures morning wood.
"I woke up at sunrise to enjoy the whack of dawn."
by irvingjohn December 27, 2011
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