Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.
Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!
Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.
by bean keeper February 23, 2022
by Random kid that knows stuff February 07, 2022
Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.
by QuacksO November 22, 2021
we don't talk about him, but we sing about him
by crimson Flammenwerfer March 27, 2022