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waxing philosophic

Absconded gaze at your picture while I'm waxing philosophic.
by kikicali March 2, 2017
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Waxing the earhole

Sorry im late for the meeting, me and Brenda were up all night waxing the earhole.
by Ian Schultz September 22, 2007
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waxing a camel

This refers to a lady who is shaving her intimate parts.
The use of the word camel is taken from the popular phrasecamel toe.
Whilst watching an ac/dc concert,I found it very difficult to understand some of Brian Johnson's lyrics.
One of the lines sounded like "She was waxing a Camel".
These are not the actual words, But ac/dc may use them if they wish.
Hi Britney, Have you been waxing a camel?
I say Jeeves, Is that lady Waxing a camel?
I can't come out tonight, I am waxing my camel.
I prefer a lady with a waxed camel, not a 70's bush.
Looking through a window,I observed two ladies waxing each others camels, I was thoroughly disgusted!
Look at that camel, I bet it is waxed.
My favourite hobby is camel waxing.
by Scott Bon January 11, 2009
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waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.
by Jake O. August 2, 2008
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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
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Waxing the ferret

Attempting to have sex with a limp dick. Also known as pushing rope.
She just wasn't that hot, so I ended up waxing the ferret for a while and giving up.
by legsmalone May 25, 2010
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Waxing The Yak Skin

Furiously, and sometimes violently stimulating the male genitalia
Dude, my girl totally blue balled me and then took off last night, so I went home and was totally waxing the yak skin.
by TehNiZmoGuy May 24, 2011
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