Wasabi Man Wasabi Man
by Wasabi Man May 10, 2021
by ILuvBeans69 October 21, 2019
by Pp man <3 September 28, 2015
Those folks who go to a sushi restaurant and ask for "the real wasabi" and then proceed to eat tubs of it, as if it's ketchup, or some other easy condiment. Wasabi heads run in groups, so they feel less ostracized for their allegedly malfunctioning taste buds: taste buds that could chug wasabi like dudes down orange juice after raucous sex. No problemo. Refreshing af. Don't take a Wasabi Head to a sushi restaurant unless you're ready to experience a sinus exploding, eye watering shit show that only Stevo could trump by snorting that pasty green spice pile off the ramakin.
My Wasabi Head buddies and I are heading to the sushi restaurant tonight and we're gonna straight up drink wasabi with our rolls.
by AliLO_TheWeez December 17, 2021
A friend that's only good in small amounts, just like the namesake food item. Most people like Wasabi, but none of us wants a gallon of it.
Mike's such a Wasabi Friend - he gets so annoying after like 3 hours. I dunno what it is about him but he just grates on you
by LeTravino June 23, 2011
by Sezabug September 20, 2018
When you have a burning sensation down there after you fill your undies with wasabi. “Omg my sushi roll is burning, I hate that i have wasabi panties.”
by Wasabi mama March 11, 2023