1.)A massive dick that women like
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)
2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)
when Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local holiday inn, helga had the ride of her life
by J Dawg April 18, 2003
Get the war hammer mug.Whammer is a term that refers to rejects, particularly of the goth or punk variety, as well as emo-kids. It is an appropriately derogatory term for geeks that adopt any of these social stereotypes in an attempt to fit in to a group. A common behavior of their kind is to scare people out of picking on them by acting like they might shoot up a school or shopping mall.
It is interesting to note that though whammers consider themselves the opposite of mainstream people, their groups are actually more cliquish than many other groups. Further one of the defining features is trying to look as much like each other as possible while claiming to be unique or individual.
This is exhibited, most visibly in their hairstyles, almost always dyed black or red. Also in their mode of dress which is usually thrift store or hot topic shirts that are way too tight, studded belts, and extremely tight jeans.
Also of note is that sexuality is very hard to determine, as the males and females of the group appear nearly identical, and even the non-homosexuals exhibit many homosexual traits.
The normal habitats for whammers include the mall: around hot topic or the food court. Also gas station and strip mall parking lots, and wherever the "scene" (bad local punk rock concerts) is.
These people are generally just failures at life and should be regarded as such.
It is interesting to note that though whammers consider themselves the opposite of mainstream people, their groups are actually more cliquish than many other groups. Further one of the defining features is trying to look as much like each other as possible while claiming to be unique or individual.
This is exhibited, most visibly in their hairstyles, almost always dyed black or red. Also in their mode of dress which is usually thrift store or hot topic shirts that are way too tight, studded belts, and extremely tight jeans.
Also of note is that sexuality is very hard to determine, as the males and females of the group appear nearly identical, and even the non-homosexuals exhibit many homosexual traits.
The normal habitats for whammers include the mall: around hot topic or the food court. Also gas station and strip mall parking lots, and wherever the "scene" (bad local punk rock concerts) is.
These people are generally just failures at life and should be regarded as such.
the weird kids at hot topic actually think they are cool, what a bunch of whammers!
Man there is no one at that party except a bunch of whammers.
You want to see a whammer? google image search the word emo.
Man there is no one at that party except a bunch of whammers.
You want to see a whammer? google image search the word emo.
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