the current female that controls your ex-husbands life. Usually stopping him from his responsibilites. ie. children, child support, bills, alimony. Also likes to point out how "greedy" you are for wanting him to help support his children. She would much rather use his money on her 8 kids by 8 different men. Most of the time the "warden" has control issues & no education.
Nicki can't go out this weekend because Leroy's "warden" won't allow him to see his kids for court ordered visitation. Damn the ex-husband's warden.
by Brown Eyed Princess June 29, 2009

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.
Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.
Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.
Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008

A famous troll. In the SiIvagunner universe, he defeated the Gay Mexican Ass in my Ass with the power of the MF Like Button to save snow halation and anime but sacrificed himself in the process. He is reunited with the PS Triple.
by Crabulon December 12, 2020

A Banana
originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
originally An outburst from Kryten on the sitcom Red Dwarf as he triyes to lie by saying that the banana is an orange
by MaxZero September 8, 2005

by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022

Too many people trying to control a situation when it is in fact quite small.
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'
A less racist alternative to 'too many chiefs not enough indians'
Worker 1: Dave told me I should be assembling the bricks this way, but Brett said they were meant to be placed this way
Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires
Worker 2: too many Wardens, not enough fires
by BPuddin June 19, 2021
