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Best Video is an awesome video store in Hamden, CT with lots and lots and lots of random good ass movies like Cheerleader Ninjas (NOT the same as Ninja Cheerleaders...get it right!). They sell Amish popcorn. There is a UPS man named Carl ____ who comes in every day at the stroke of 5:30 and he has a personality ripped straight from the latest porno. He is also very fond of Kathleen Wolak and hits on her persistently and hopes to bag her one day ;). There is a coffee shop there run by the local lawyers who thought it would be funny to name it Legal Grounds because they're lawyers and Legal is a lawyer term and Grounds is a coffee term AND a lawyer term. HAHAHAHAHAH. An employee of both is the sexually ambiguous Max Stenstrom.
Best Video is the shit!
Anyone seen Kathleen today? -Carl
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Video Professor

A nasty little tape worm that will suck the money out of you for the rest of your life if you allow him to infect you.

Video professor says that you can try his shitty product for free but fails to mention the fine print: the fine print states that you agree to be charged $80 to hundreds of dollars a month for other CD's and you may not even get the CD's.

The internet is filled with people who were deceived by this lying bag of shit and are either having hundreds of dollars a month being charged to their credit cards or having hundreds of dollars being taken out of their bank accounts with no way to stop it.

Customer service sucks and will make it almost impossible (if it is even possible) to stop the charges.

DONT FALL FOR THIS SCAM!!
Wife: "Ah yes our monthly credit statements just came in the mail hun. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"

Husband: "What's the matter?"

Wife: "we have been charged $180 dollars on our credit card! But we hardly even used it this month."

Husband: "Whats it for?"

Wife: "Video professor..."

Husband: "Those bastards. Im calling those assholes right now! (Dials video professor)"

Rep 1: "Hello this is Ron from Video Professor how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"

Rep 1: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 2: "Hello I am Hubbard how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything!"

Rep 2: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 3: "Hello I am Smith how may I help you?"

Husband: "Your shitty company said the CD was free and yet we have been charged $180 and we didn't even order anything! How many times am I going to explain this??! "

Rep 4: "Please hold (transfers call)"

Rep 5: "Hello I am Monson how may I help you?"

Husband: "I JUST WANT A FUCKING REFUND!!! "

(Rep hangs up)
by FennecFox444 October 18, 2012
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Videogamedunkey

The guy who has the record on browsers big bean burrito
Videogamedunkey is a bean
by Don't say the n word May 25, 2021
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Anti Video Game Activist

An anti video game activist is a type of annoying preacher. They will think of everything they can say about video games and the audience will agree with him/her without thinking twice. They usually call video games satanic.
Anti Video Game Activist: SAINTS ROW IS VIOLENT AND IT WILL LEAD PEOPLE TO NOT DIE FROM HEIGHTS, BANK HESTS, ENERGY DRINKS, JAPANESE COMMERCIALS!!!

Crowd: *Cheers in agreement*
by Blacksun67899 May 12, 2014
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video game

People who think that video games cause violence, brainwash people, etc, don't know that they are wrong. Birds are more likely to be bugs.
by TanooKirby May 23, 2003
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Videogames

1. Best invention ever made

2. A target for soccer moms (see soccer mom) and politicians everywhere.
The lead to violence in schools is videogames like Hookerkill 2004 and PsychoMurderer '03
by Dan Black February 18, 2004
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video games

An escape from life, like (see weed). When you get back, the problems of life hit you in the face like a brick.
mother: why are you on those games so much?
son: Everything else sucks.
by leah March 29, 2005
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