vicarious notion

A belief that is based on or justified by the doctrine of vicarious atonement.
also;
The inevitable result of the clusterfuck effect.
see also;
stupfuckdity

"The doctrine of vicarious atonement is found in some form in most religions, and it is the body and soul of ours. The idea is not a Christian invention. It caused the Carthaginians to put to death their handsomest prisoners if a battle were won, the most promising children of their own nobility if it were lost. They were offerings to appease the gods."
"...when it comes to the punishment, the vicarious notion doesn't seem to work. There is the one point where you are welcome to your own, and no discount allowed to heavy takers. Hell is always at par and no bail permitted. Even ignorance of the requirements is no excuse. If you did not know any better, somebody else did, and you've got to pay for it."
(from Helen H. Gardner's Vicarious Atonement; Men, Women, and Gods, 18850.)

by analiasa January 14, 2009

Vicany

find a ugly fat white huge women/whale and take her to your bed. quickly caress her while taking alot of oil to let it slid. take the women/whale and flip her stomach fat and insert the male's dick in it. and quickly fuck the shit outta her

dudeeee. i had this vicany the other day, it was GREAT xD she was perfect

by Watercolormarker123 March 26, 2009

Vicationariously

1. The act of living through a friend on vacation while you are stuck at home
2. When a friend goes to some sweet locale (Cancun, Cape Cod, etc.), and you are stuck behind a cubicle for 40+ hours a week filing TPS reports. 24/7 texting is a must.

Ron: Chris, we should get together for a few beers this week.

Chris: Definitely. My bff went to Cabo and all I've got going on is living vicationariously through him all week.

by Gaffologist August 9, 2010

vicarious stoner

A person who watches others get stoned and cant get stoned, either because he's on probation or because..he doesn't want to or whatever.
living vicariously through other stoners.

guy 1- yo man, whats up with greg?"

guy 2- he's sitting over there with us but he aint gettin high"

guy 3- hes on probo, yo, yunno, just one'a them vicarious stoners"

all- ohhhhhh, dig."

by cattyboombatty March 2, 2014

Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.

Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.

by In spurts May 7, 2018

vaccaro

The most loyal man in Nassau

I wish Ise as loyal as Vaccaro

by Serena’s boyfriend March 1, 2019

Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020