vermonty python

coffee ice cream with chocolate liquer and chocolate cows. YUMMINESS. Monty Python fans with understand.

Kait: Hey vandy. Whatcha eatin?
Vandy: vermonty python.
Kait: ooh, can I have some?
Vandy: No.
Kait: bitch.

by vandykait July 16, 2009

The Vermont Tuxedo

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.

Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

by The Long Shoreman February 1, 2019

vermont paint job

a vermont paint job is when you get a lap dance with a chick who didn't wipe well (aka: skid marks)

me and my buds went to this k-rad strip joint and fred got a lapdance from shirley who ended up giving him a vermont paint job... much more then what he bargained for!

by mustardplug February 15, 2005

Vermont vegan straightedge

a group of self righteous protentious blowhards including but not limited to jaredx, owen xvx, danny, xgarrettx, bister xvx, who go around beating people up for smoking at hardcore shows

dude owenxvx from the Vermont vegan straightedge punched me in the face for smoking at oddfellows

by vthc November 1, 2008

Vermont Sticky Maple

A vermont sticky maple is where you go to vermont, make a 10x10 pancake, put syrup on it then have sweet anal sex on it. You eat the messy remains afterwards.

Vermont sticky Maple

by Alex Hollyday May 7, 2011

House In Vermont

House In Vermont is a new slang going around here in Hollywood, CA. It's a safer way to use the term "HIV" in a public setting.

dude, watch out. that guy spends a lot of time at his House In Vermont

by Kevin Andrewson May 28, 2010

vermon

A non-friend that is a minister who never makes time for his friends. Vermons are also known for making 12:30am phone calls after having SEVERAL Jack & Coke's and smoking his favorite cigars. Also known for planning PATHETIC April Fools jokes with a slanny.

The Reverend Jeremy is a big ole Vermon.

by Tara March 29, 2005