Velocapitalist

velocapitalist — (plural velocapitalists) pronunciation: /vəˈloCAPitalist
1. noun. One who promotes the activity of cycling for transportation, sport, health or recreation and invests in or encourages public investment in cycling infrastructure and commerce.
2. adj. The quality of applying the technology or culture of cycling to acquire wealth or increase individual and societal well-being.

ex. a) “A new breed of velocapitalists is transforming the transportation system in the United States from one based on the power of fossil fuels to one based on human motive power.”
ex. b) “That’s a very velocapitalist approach to the problem, I like the way you think, Wilbur.”
Etymology: from the French velocipede, a term literally meaning “fast foot” applied to precursors of modern bicycles and English capitalist, meaning one who acquires, employs or deals in capital goods, financial instruments or other valuable assets.

by bikologist July 31, 2012

Velocibation

The act of pleasuring yourself with one or more velociraptors in a shower.

Daymn, she is such a kinky bitch. I heard she's into velocibation and shit.

by Rod Fox III February 23, 2014

velocilaughter

When some one holds two hands to their chest while laughing fiercely with their mouth open, as they lean towards you and try and touch you with the little arms they've made. They look similar to a velociraptor in this pose.

That girl became a velocilaughter when you told that joke.

by FAKmyself January 15, 2015

vellapallied

A word used to describe the action of inviting someone to a party and then requesting not to come for the same.

I was Vellapallied from the house party yesterday

by AwesomeNid March 24, 2016

Velocifucker

When an old friend attempts to borrow money and you tell them to fuck off.

Hey can I borrow your money?
Fuck off, Velocifucker!

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

velionanegs

velionanegs or velionaas is the definition of obsession. Beyond it

"Veliona from honkai impact? Oh I like her" but do you love her as much as velionanegs does?

by Wrenchy1122 July 23, 2022

Missis Vallonei

She is the best english teacher u can imagine.
if u are reading this i like u but ill never admit it and it's fine that way because its funny to tease eachother, so please Ignore this

Gud morining, i em missis vallonei end ai am iour inglish ticer. (To read with a very heavy southern italian accent, A/N)

by OOGOFODJFPEWJ January 11, 2021