With no vaseline

Expression which mean, you gonna show, do something or teach someone a lesson, the hard way.

Robert -What really happened between you and my girlfriend last night?
Patrick -Ok, since you wanna know, i'm gonna tell you the truth with no vaseline.

Marc -You can't beat me in Batllefield 2
James -Oh yeah? let's play right now, i'm going to frag you with no vaseline.

by New_Born December 15, 2008

Mexican Vasectomy

Any kick or punch to the testicles that is so damaging, that sexual reproduction becomes impossible.

I gave that asshole at the bar last night a Mexican Vasectomy for looking at me funny.

by Derp Urban September 13, 2014

Vasectomate

The act of having a vasectomy.

The doctor is going to vasectomate me.

by BigMcBrad July 22, 2009

vasecube

noun
1. Frozen vaseline (or petroleum jelly) in the shape of an ice cube, though any shape is technically a vasecube, which is used for the express purpose of either preparation for anal sex or simply to enjoy the vasecube itself.

2. Frozen vaseline in the shape of an ice cube, then mixed with hot liquids to create a traditional eastern health remedy.

I popped a vasecube in and after the initial cold shock wore off my body melted the cube and I was ready for action.

by St. Vase September 11, 2018

Tijuana Vasectomy

v. The act of castrating an individual with a broken tequila bottle.

Ted went to Tijuana and ate the worm in the tequila. When he woke up with no balls, it became evident that he had undergone a Tijuana Vasectomy.

by MJJCool January 9, 2012

Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.

Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.

by Team Ax April 29, 2021

vasectomy

A surgery to render a man impotent; aka the gift that keeps on giving (literally and figuratively speaking)

my man got a vasectomy, now he can fuck me hard without a condom or without me on birth control, yeah, the gift that keeps on cumming, uh, giving.

by mark101 June 12, 2008