Vaseline

adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.

Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.

Lori, your presentation was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 24, 2023

Mississippi Vaseline

Chewing tobacco saliva used as anal lubricant

Hey, make sure you get that Mississippi Vaseline all the way 'round so I can fit this roman candle up there real good.

by ecust July 4, 2020

Welsh Vaseline

Used when referring to saliva or spit as a lubricant.

Gavin: Dolly was real dry last night
Bryn: You use some Welsh Vaseline to help things along?

Gavin: Yep. Spat right on her.

by Etymol OG July 6, 2020

Vaseline Gypsy

A Vaseline Gypsy is the name given to a promiscuous woman. So named as a woman with multiple sexual partners in a given day requires lubricant to perform intercourse (Vaseline) and Gypsy as she travels from partner to partner.

I saw Ginger out with a different guy each night this week. She is quite the Vaseline Gypsy.

by Impatigo September 8, 2011

vasilije

Vasilije is a man of Greek descent. Vasilije is the direct translation from the name William in English. A Vasilije is usually very smart, hot, tall, romantic, pretty much the ideal for women (Tall, dark, and handsome). Vasilije's will usually date women who are beautiful and nurturing because they like to be taken care of. They take no for an answer because of their stubbornness and that may create conflict with anyone.

Gracie: Hey, who's that? He is really handsome.

AT: oh that guy- that's vasili,he's Greek, yea a lot of girls like him, he's too much of a ladies man though, you should stay away.

Gracie: oh...too bad (as she keeps looking)

AT: omg he's coming over here! don't speak to him!

{Gracie runs out of the club as Vasilije goes after her and grabs her hand and begins dancing with her.}

by Boss386 January 10, 2018

vaseline burrito

The most insulting body part a man can offer to feed a woman.

"Hey baby, how about a big salty bite of my vaseline burrito?"

by Good Good October 7, 2005

vaseline

When some one is completely pissin' you off and acting like an asshole. At your Job, in your family, friends that don't know when to stop bringin that drama and mind their biz, lets say. We all have those pretentious pain it the skibby loud mouths in our live we have no control of having to deal with every day. Hears a solution. "Vaseline"
Take a 4 oz bottle of vaseline and lube up the door handles of the jerks car i.e. prank wars.

Then when they go to get in the car they will slip up and fall straight on their ass.

Manager: I know you already work your ass off for me, but I'm wanting to go get plastered with this hot chick tonight and I need you to close up, even though it's you birthday today.
Employee: I'll show him;) OK fine I've got it for you.
Manager: Great, Oh and this kid puked all over the floor on Isle 8, I need you to get that for me to K?
Employee: Just Great, alright boss;) Let me get something out of my car first ok?
Manager: Be rick tick your on "My" clock.
E: (Vaselines the door Jams and waits with a camera)
M: (goes to leave and grabs the handle slipping straight on his ass, while you watch)
E: Oh, I'm sorry, did that hurt? Lemmy take a pic for you this is classic. Do you feel what you act like now ass.

M: Your fired, and forget about getting a ref., from me.
E: Awesome, I'll make more money off you tubing this shot then you ever paid me Ass. See Ya. Oh, BTW you need to get on the clock seeing as though I'm fired. This kid puked all over isle 8 and it smells like Yo' mommas under ware;) after you banged her last night. *Peace I'm Outta here*

by MistressOfDisasterElliek May 9, 2010