Fuquay Varina

A small town named after two young lovers on different side of the railroad tracks.

Population: old people, alot of damn cops, mexicans, rednecks, & potheads.

There is never anything to do in Fuquay, so many people tend to drink, party, and smoke.

Fuquay varina high school usually fails at sports mostly no talent, but every now and then they will have a good football team.

Native: Hey bro, let's hit up a party later in fuquay and get crunk!

Native2: Sounds good bro considering there's nothing else to do in
Fuquay Varina.

by Nativefuquayer March 18, 2009

varnished monkey

Someones who's really vain and makes an unecessary effort with their appearance e.g. a well oiled, beautifully bronzed sunbather at a tourist resort, or a cool kid with too much gel in their hair. The phrase was first used in german (lackierter Affe), and is a lovely description of that loathsome type of person.

Arnie: "Check out my beautifully oiled biceps"
Sally: "Wow! You're a real varnished monkey!"

by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006

varindra

The realest nigga out their, he is the only bodmon who can take flight.

That nigga varindra jheez

by Varindra June 11, 2014

varn

a really cute guy who knows how to respect his girlfriends and has a good amount of close friends. he’s super caring and always looks after others before himself. he’s humble and smart, and just a gentlemen. Yet, he is very quite around parents and people who he doesn’t know.

“look at varn, he’s so cute with his girlfriend but why is he not talking to anyone else?”

“dang he’s cute”

by bitchesruletheworld July 20, 2019

Wood Varnish

A shiny cock and ball sack after receiving an exceptionally wet and slobbery blow job. Usually requires wipe up with doddle rag, sock or towel.

Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Valynne

A very unique individual with the coolest name ever. She's fun, smart and sassy.

Look, it's Valynne! She's so cool.

by Tinuviell July 26, 2009

Varunn

A quiet person who is always hanging back.

Catch up Varunn!

by Lolcat17372638-639163 July 17, 2012