Vampire

Immortal being that subsists on blood. Legend says the Only way to kill a Vampire is with a wooden stake thru the heart but an Original Vampire can Only be killed with white oak.

A Vampire can have kids with a human so then they're 1/2 Vampire, 1/2 human~hybrid. Vampires are out at night & avoid daylight & sunshine.

by Starchylde August 27, 2016

vampire salsa

heavy, thick flow during your period

My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.

by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010

Cum Vampire

A type of succubus that requires male semen ejaculate to live. Although not immortal like the typical vampire, she does give her "victims" a glimpse into eternal bliss.

She was such a cum vampire that the head of his dick felt like sandpaper once she was done feeding.

by Platonic Plotinus October 13, 2018

welfare vampire

An "entitlement" uses the coercive power of government to deprive one of the fruits of his labor and give it to the feckless members living around us in our society.

Welfare is one such "entitlement". It is a godless attempt to force charity. Unfortunately for those bent to this defective ideology, socialism, charity cannot be coerced. One can be forced to give, however, but instead of love as the impetus one does so begrudgingly creating the temptation to hate the agent of coercion (government) and the temptation to hate the recipient (welfare vampire). Additionally the recipient is tempted to hate the resource (working citizen) as the agent (government) claims the resource (working citizen) is greedily withholding money that could extricate the recipient (welfare vampire) from the current parasitic state of life

Only the welfare vampire can extricate himself from slavery to social cancer (socialism) by working to provide for himself. The welfare vampire, like any other vampire, drifts further into the darkness by gorging himself on the humanity he denies is good.

Socialism, a social cancer, promotes destruction of humanity. Creating welfare vampires is but one means to that end.

If you believe you are entitled to enslave others for your own benefit you might be a welfare vampire.

by taxed into prosperity October 5, 2011

homework vampire

Only being able to focus on studying and homework when it is dark outside.

Yeah, I'd be working on that physics homework that's due at 7, but I'm a homework vampire.

by mindgames February 16, 2010

Vampire Bitch

A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.

The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.

So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.

Jim: What did you do last night?

Glenn: Nothing

Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?

Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.

Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.

Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!

by Charlie T. March 31, 2013

vampire's lunch box

The tin box in the lady's room to store used tampon's

yo that vampire's lunch box was ill wid all dose bloody rags

by DaBratt January 24, 2008