Vampire

1 (Literal definition). A fictional monster of myth and legend that sucks blood and burns in sunlight and holy water. They are undead and their status as a vampire is highly contagious, due to the fact that a vampire's bite on the neck will turn the victim into a vampire, thus causing a vampire breakout. A vampire will sleep in a coffin by day and come out at night to feed on human and/or animal blood. They tend to have a high relation to bats, as they have capes that slightly resemble bat wings and they can transform into a bat. Vampires typically wear formal white suits or other uniforms; pairing them with black shoes, red bow ties, and a large, black cape. A vampire bites its victim in the area in between the neck and the shoulder, and it has large, menacing fangs; extremely pale skin, and, occasionally, claws.

2 (Personal definition). A creature that began to turn un-cool after the release of the piece of crap that they call a book "Twilight." Edward Cullen and Stephanie Meyer completely turned vampires into pretty-boy, non-human-blood-sucking, sparkly, twiggy wimps. A vampire is supposed to BURN in sunlight, not sparkle in it; a vampire must kill everything, not go 'Oh, I'm so wimpy that I'm not gonna hurt humans.'; a vampire must be evil, not nice. The modern definition of Vampire is now "A little lover creature that sparkles in sunlight and will not hurt humans." I swear, I hate Twilight for messing up the true meaning of the word "vampire."

1. Oh my God, Drake, a vampire just bit me! I think I'm going to turn into one! OUCH!

2. Oh, look at me, I'm a pretty fairy.

by TheReshiram December 20, 2010

vampiring

Giving a girl oral sex while she is on her period.

Dude last night I was vampiring my girl.

What day was she on?

The first...it was a fucking waterfall!

by bigbitch February 25, 2009

Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. ie: a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a vampire. He won’t get in a relationship and will probably never get married.

by Sheila V. December 3, 2018

Vampiring

When you go down with a girl on her period.

I enjoy the taste of pennys, so I met Bloody Mary and went vampiring.

My Doctor says I have an iron deficiency, so I went vampiring.

by The Count(ah-ha-ha) November 28, 2012

Vampirates

Punk rock band from Ashland, Oregon and Reno, Nevada.

"Then the vampirates played and proceeded to absolutely beat the shit out of eachother and simultaniously amaze and confuse the audience with the ferocity of the music and the barroom brawl vibe they have with eachother. Bass player loses his strap and takes a knee mid-song so as to finish playing. Singer sees this and proceedes to barrel right into him with his shoulder and then, just in case that wasn't enough, kicks him while he's trying to play. Guitar player sees it and any rational person would go stop this violent mayhem with his band mates. Does he stop it? No, he runs and jumps right into them with the same abandon one would when one cannon balls into a pool. Only this isn't a pool. It's people and they're in your band." - Ryan Stark

by vampirates March 7, 2009

Vampire

What a lot of preteens/teenagers think they are, despite vampires' nonexistence.

Amy thinks she's a vampire; she says she's a vampire with straight teeth. What a dumbass.

by Keijiro December 8, 2006

Vampired

The process of being turned into a vampire.

"Aw man, did you see Jim after he got bit by dracula??!! He got vampired! Now he wants to suck our blood and he hates the sun and garlic."

by T. Philibeck December 9, 2008