dislocated vajaja

When a girl does a high kick or some other strenuous activity and she hurts her crotch.

Marie: "Girl, I tried to do the splits yesterday and now I have a dislocated vajaja."
Me: "You has to pop that thing back into place."

by sweetsexualchocolate January 23, 2009

vintage vajayjay

Slang for Vintage Vagina.

There were so many Vintage VaJayJay's at our 40th H. S. class reunion.

by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017

puffy vajayjay

A puffy vajayjay signifies a very sexually aroused female Orpheus that generally requires a severe pounding to relieve intracellular tensions produced by the one we call a justin.

Oh look at all the puffy vajayjay's... there must be Justin near by.

by Lifted Chevy luva June 27, 2017

pb & vajayjay

When a man slathers skippys chunky peanut butter all over his ball sack and then fills a nearby woman’s vagina with smuckers strawberry jam and then the man proceeds to dip his testicles into the woman’s jam-filled basin, one by one

Yeah last night Brennan and I did the pb & vajayjay so sloppily I smell strawberry every time I pee.

by Skippysluvr October 14, 2023

Makeshift vajayjay

What plastic surgeons create when one undergoes a sex change or anything molded to imitate a vagina that is used for sexual purposes

Michael is really pounding that makeshift vajayjay

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker November 24, 2023