March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.

I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.

by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025

Devil's Vasectomy

A Devil's Vasectomy is a torture method where the torturer inserts needles through the testicles and then twists until the testicles rip off entirely.

Dude 1: "Please dont do a Devil's Vasectomy"

Dude 2: "I'll think about it"

by AnalBeater December 7, 2025