When you are sharing your vehicle with someone and it get damaged in someway (door ding, curb check, scratch, totaled) and you blame it on the person you share with, only to find out later that it was your own fault.
Dick: Great, now my wheel is all chewed up because you curb checked. And I know it was you because it wasn't like that last week, and I certainly didn't do that.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
Jane: I haven't used the car in the last two weeks, Dick. I've been in the hospital, Dick.
Dick: Yeah, likely story
*LATER*
Dick: Huh, well, I guess I did that when I drove home drunk and ran over that stop sign.
Jane: Yeah, Dick, we call that vehicular Munchausen's by proxy. No one hurt your fucking BMW but you, Dick.
by lil nugget 360 December 6, 2012
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I'm a walking idiot. What does that even mean, like, I don't think there's like a... what? I don't think there's like a stationary idiot, or like a vehicular idiot, I don't know why I said a walking idiot. I guess I'm just kinda proving my own point here, aren't I, right?
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Vince: "High, Karen, how is your day today? You're looking pretty mucho caliente today *wink*"
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."
Karen: "Vince, I really don't have the time for your bullshit today, when you go bungee jumping this weekend, don't forget to cut your cord prior to your jump!"
Vince: "Wow karen, way to just pull a vehicular mood slaughter today, now I feel like shit."
Karen: "Thats because you ARE shit, Vince."
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dude, last night i was drunk driving and i committed vehicular skunkslaughter...it was lucky i was just starting to lose my buzz
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My cat Mina has always loved traveling by car --sprawled out on the dashboard-- because she started her vehicularization training early, while just a kitten. She is now vehicularated for gas, diesel and electric vehicles!
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I've got to admit that I'm a vehicular stalker because when I see a Ferrari or Porsche, I've got to see it up close.
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