Vagice

Advice from a woman. Usually about things women are knowledgeable about.

Grace, I don't know which facewash to buy. Can you give me some vagice, please?

by Wet Tortoise December 6, 2010

Vagican't

A girl who you can't get with for whatever reason.
This can mean she doesn't put out or you simply fucked up while hanging out with her.

Ricky: That girl is so hot!
Tom: Yeah, but she's a total vagican't!

by itsthompzilla March 24, 2008

vagicitis

n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness

"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."

by King me. bitch December 19, 2008

vatican city

FULL OF CONSPIRACIES AND SECRETS!!! They hide them very well...

I tried to unlock the mysteries of Vatican City only to be harassed by Swiss mercenaries.

by 2321244 December 10, 2006

vagicheese

A white, cheesy substance that builds up around an unclean clitoris. See smegma.

Joan\'s vagicheese smelled like rotten eggs and fish.

by allioop April 26, 2005

Vagicell

Using a cellphones vibrate setting as a self pleasuring device. ;)

"OMG I need to get some! Oh wait I have my trusty Vagicell"

by Hitchcockian-theory October 3, 2011

Valicity

A name for someone that is truely amazing, and awesome. The name is meant for a girl, and she is so lovable and kind. The girl is selfless and cares about others more than herself.

oooh, that girl is so Valicity.

by Amking99 July 22, 2009