urge napkin

noun. A cloth, paper towel or tissue used with the intent of cleaning up messes and various fluids as a result of being overcome by sexual desire and urges.

"When I was invited to my first boy/girl slumber party, I packed my urge napkin as a precaution."

by Uncle Kevin's Urge Napkins January 9, 2013

Urkess

Urkess
The sound of tires squealing on the pavement floor.

Bro you have the time ? "Urkess sorry buddy dont have the time, but the sunray are pointing from the east so you tell me."

Hey dude you got five dollars? Urkess ( this response could be because you dont have the amount necessery, and out of embarressment give the cold shoulder.)

by chaste May 14, 2013

Urgent texter

Someone who replies immediately to a text

"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"

by HOTDEPUTYMOMMA August 2, 2015

URespectcalvin1

URespectcalvin1 is the #1 gamer ever 1v1 him any time and you'll get your ass handed to you. He typically plays with enderclaw1000 and some other dumb asses that play on xbox

Yo you just got URespectcalvin1'd imagine!

(That really rolls of the tung huh)

by Excuse me?123 June 23, 2021

ugreste

my favorite person, a talented video star miraculous velocity editor<33

have you seen ugreste new edit??
obviously i did

by chatonaep July 4, 2021

Urgenslow

Something presented as urgent that isn't. Often used by sly would-be manipulators or egocentrics to achieve priority for their concerns over those of others. A low form of peasant-cunning, often used by the unintelligent. Once identified, this person's subsequent 'urgent' requests are never taken seriously. Can denote both the item and the process. See also superurgenslow.

A: "Please, you have to deal with this now, it's URGENT!"
B: 1 hour later "Okay, it's done. Can you please confirm you have it? Hello? Hello? Where did you go?"
C: "I can't believe you fell for that. All of his things are Urgenslow. Oh, by the way, I really think you should go to the bathroom now..."

by Sataneyes February 7, 2022

Urespekt

The Danish word for "disrespect". The real word for "disrespect" in Danish is actually "respektløst". "Urespekt" is just better though. It comes from some guy who said it wrong and its now a superior word.

Danish: Det der var meget urespekt.

by lose onions May 3, 2022