Urban dictionary

A website where a bunch of people look up their own names on
Guy 1 *looks up his own name on urban dictionary
by plz accept my definition January 29, 2020
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A place yo find definitions of random shit also tells you to not post hate speech but they really dont care
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A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.
Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.
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A website online that contains very false definitions of words
Boy- "I'm gonna look up my name on urban dictionary"
Mom- "no don't do that you'll find some gay shit"
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It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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