Placing a man's shaved scrotum on another person's face at some point during coitus.
As defined by Chris Hardwick.
As defined by Chris Hardwick.
The girl I was with last night was so impressed after I shaved my junk for her, she let me give her the Ol' Ukranian Tofu!
by Nerfknight November 13, 2011
Get the The Ol' Ukranian Tofu mug.A situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral sex, the penis is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch.
George: "Dude, what happened to Sheila's eye?! She's wearing an eye patch!"
Ivan: "She was blowin Sergei in the back of a Buick and he gave her a Ukranian Pirate."
Ivan: "She was blowin Sergei in the back of a Buick and he gave her a Ukranian Pirate."
by witchdr1 June 30, 2010
Get the Ukranian Pirate mug.It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.
by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010
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she’s such a ulian
by eat my fat cock April 9, 2020
Get the ulian mug.The Ukranian Dessert is when a single man is having sex with a married woman while the approving husband sleeps in the bed beside the couple. The man proceeds to place the married woman's face in his armpit, keeping his eyes fixated on the husband (his true love) until climax.
Went to my neighbor's house last night and had the best Ukranian Dessert! But I can't help but feel dirty.
by YonkersSmurf July 26, 2011
Get the Ukranian Dessert mug.A Filipino word from the Ilocano language. It is usually used as an endearment, a greeting, or an expression. This expression means "my love," "I love you," or "I miss you."
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