Twitrage

Overblown and bombastic anger perpetuated by online losers with nothing better to do than gather together under hashtag groups on Twitter and stroke one another's senses of self-righteousness and fellated egos

@Dbag99 Still waiting for the network news to mention us! #whogivesashit

@OutragedLoner @Dbag99 Yes, they need stop reporting on "current events" & acknowledge our existence! #whogivesashit

@Dissidence101 Every1 sign this online petition about how important we R! //bit.ly/aqds42e #whogivesashit

@MeLoseBrainUhOh Oh look more Twitrage! Stay strong, Tweeple! You really make a difference! #whogivesashit

by MeLoseBrainUhOh December 18, 2010

Twotard

One who is unable to use the proper spelling of the word "two" as opposed to "too" or "to".

"I have two go too the store too buy to tacos, okay Stoopid?" "Sure, ya Twotard!"

by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister August 19, 2013

twittrum

noun
An anger filled rant of 140 words or less.

Mark's twittrum about his ex blew up my feed.

by ObabasHut March 7, 2017

twistaroo

during sexual intercourse you would do a 360 spin as if you are a helicopter as you remove your pp from the woman's vagina, while ejaculating across the room.

''Hey, have a good time last night, if you know what i mean *wink wink*''
''Yeah man, pulled a whole twistaroo on that bitch ''
''Wow, really?''

by oh shit its halli March 27, 2019

Twitard

The book "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer plus "retard." A person who obsessively enjoys the books or movies of Twilight.

The Twitard at the Movie theater screamed and fainted when she saw the "New Moon" trailer.

by Penelope's stupid name August 16, 2009

Twihardigan

A person obsessed with Twilight! All they can think about is Edward Cullen and how one day they will soon be married. All they do is daydream, wishing they were Bella. They've read all the books at least 5 times and their whole room is decorated with twilight characters. They have seen the movie a dozen times as well. and every day they repeat all the lines over and over again until they become part of the everyday vocabulary.

Look at the twihardigan over there!
OMG the twihardigan won't shut up about Twilight.

by Elephant1756 December 16, 2008

Twihards

fans of twilight and stupid nerds who cant get over a masked super senior citizen who is a stalker and is a perv, because he loves a super young girl.

Today i slapped some Twihards because they were stupid.

by awesome MLIAer ninja December 29, 2010