A book written by Stephanie Meyer. It is a book about a young woman named Bella who falls in love with a vampire named Edward. The story lacks character development and has COUNTLESS cliches. The rabid fancult..I mean excuse me, "Fanbase" is obviously mesmerized by it for the fact that Meyer goes barely into detail of Bella (thus allowing the reader to "enter" the story,) this basically makes Bella a puppet. This "puppet" can be used by the reader to be inside the story. Then when Bella meets Edward, Details come out of nowhere and make Edward out to be some Deity. Thus making Twilight. The reason I myself don't like Twilight is because books should be loved for plot and storyline, not that you have a sparkly boyfriend inside a book. Another reason Twilight is popular is because it has equal hype to a Jonas Brothers concert.
How Twilight got to it's popularity today.
Simulation-like plot+Deity-like description of a boy+craploads of hype+fanbase similar to the 3rd Reich=Twilight.
Simulation-like plot+Deity-like description of a boy+craploads of hype+fanbase similar to the 3rd Reich=Twilight.
by Anonymus... June 29, 2010
The biggest piece of garbage ever written. It is a book in which it's "author" knew nothing about the subject. She had never read or seen anything about vampires. The idea came to her in a dream where she was having a picnic in a field with a sparkling vampire. There are many problems with this.So please if one must try to write please know what the hell you're talking about.
A)Vampires don't sparkle
B)Vampires aren't pussies like Edward
C)Werewolves can't transform in the middle of the day whenever they want
D)Twilight vampires can't be killed by a steak to the heart........... WTF
E)And most importantly VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!
B)Vampires aren't pussies like Edward
C)Werewolves can't transform in the middle of the day whenever they want
D)Twilight vampires can't be killed by a steak to the heart........... WTF
E)And most importantly VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!
by Mewes306 April 02, 2010
The twilight series is an excellent example of EPIC FAIL. Stephanie Meyer is just a loser that writes total shite. I read the first book just to see what all the fuss was about and wow. i could not believe how completely terrible it was
it starts with bella, a plain boring whiny biatch. she falls in love (lust actually) with the angsty Douchebag Edward apparently he is gorgeous.surprise?LUST!
more than half of the time it seems that meyer just writes out her arse.
im not on team Jacob or any crap like that but lets address the fact shall we?? Edward is creepy cold fucker who has openly stated that he wants to devour bella like fucking HAPPY MEAL!! okay so it wasnt in those EXACT words but you get it.JACOB on the other hand is apparently sweet, friendly boy who also happens to be LIVING
I fail to see why any smart girl would WANT to be with a boy like Edward. I mean seriously, he sneaks into bella room while she sleep and just watches her(how fucking creepy is that! very!) hes abusive, he has the intellect of a retarded pigeon, and hes a total douche. Bella is basically just promoting the idea that women cant think for themselves and that without men they are nothing.
um lets see now, they have reflections and THEY DONT DIE IN SUNLIGHT THEY JUST SPARKLE?!! WTF?!?
Stephanie Meyers is a disgrace to the name Stephanie GDI
TEAM NOSFERATU FOR THE WIN!!
oh and one more thought, if edward has no liquids in him how the f*ck did he get bella pregnant??
it starts with bella, a plain boring whiny biatch. she falls in love (lust actually) with the angsty Douchebag Edward apparently he is gorgeous.surprise?LUST!
more than half of the time it seems that meyer just writes out her arse.
im not on team Jacob or any crap like that but lets address the fact shall we?? Edward is creepy cold fucker who has openly stated that he wants to devour bella like fucking HAPPY MEAL!! okay so it wasnt in those EXACT words but you get it.JACOB on the other hand is apparently sweet, friendly boy who also happens to be LIVING
I fail to see why any smart girl would WANT to be with a boy like Edward. I mean seriously, he sneaks into bella room while she sleep and just watches her(how fucking creepy is that! very!) hes abusive, he has the intellect of a retarded pigeon, and hes a total douche. Bella is basically just promoting the idea that women cant think for themselves and that without men they are nothing.
um lets see now, they have reflections and THEY DONT DIE IN SUNLIGHT THEY JUST SPARKLE?!! WTF?!?
Stephanie Meyers is a disgrace to the name Stephanie GDI
TEAM NOSFERATU FOR THE WIN!!
oh and one more thought, if edward has no liquids in him how the f*ck did he get bella pregnant??
Me: Hi im Stephanie :)
Twilight fanfreak:OMGAWD, JUST LIKE STEPHANIE MEYER!! YOU HAVE HER NAME!! AND EDWARD IS SO SEXY!!
Me: No. NOT like her. its MY name GFDI. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight fanfreak:OMGAWD, JUST LIKE STEPHANIE MEYER!! YOU HAVE HER NAME!! AND EDWARD IS SO SEXY!!
Me: No. NOT like her. its MY name GFDI. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Stephie :) November 21, 2009
When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.
by J.N. Growling June 25, 2010
A story written by Stephanie Meyers that would have similar plot elements to a story about a man falling in love with a ham sandwich.
by Haywood Jabloemi December 19, 2009
The biggest mistake in the history of literature. Doesn't even classify as literature. It is one of the worst mistakes that mankind has ever made. It's up there with the Holocaust and President Bush.
I had to do a book report, and I chose Twilight. It probably would've been a better choice to do a book report on fresh dog shit.
by The Uber Fat January 27, 2010
by Nicky M. January 07, 2009