Twatteries

The energy that keeps twats going, in an argument for example

“Fucking Karen’s going on about astrology again, she keeps asking to do an in depth reading as my aura looks weak and it may be because of Uranus’s position this month or some bollocks like that”

“Don’t worry, her twatteries will run out soon - just keep pouring her Chardonnay and going ‘uh huh’ every now and then”

by Grill Bill August 7, 2020

tittering

1. hard nipples through a shirt
2. glass cutters
3. possible strip bar name

john: oh my god! look at dat girl right there!
clint: where? who? omg! look at dat shit!
john: i know....she is tittering!


clint: dude where u goin tonite?
john: wildin out at the TITTERIN'!

by fabs April 17, 2005

Twattling

A word created to impress Kristine with how incredibly smart i am

Kristine awaiting my reply on facebook by twattling her thumbs

by Rixxiedieklxicei November 4, 2011

twatting

When you have sex with a guy/girl so regularly/often the they (without a conversation about it) become your boyfriend/girlfriend. Its like when a someone occupies an abandoned home long enough that they eventually own it (squatting)

Steve: I can't believe Mike and Brittany are engaged!
Paul: Well, they were twatting for months!

by Jameson Ashlee August 30, 2013

Twatting

Gratituous overuse of the @ on Twitter. Especially when there are more @(name) than actual message content.

Someone who exercises Twatting is also known as a Twat.

User1 at 13:37 from web
@Knobend1 @Knobend2 @OtherPerson @OMGHAX @something @morepeople @mooncheese @toast hi

User2 at 13:39 from web
@User1 you're twatting too much stop being a twat

by tehcmn October 13, 2009

Twattingshite

Originates from the mysterious Suffolk based musicians known as Stitch'd Up Ninja.
Is used to show complete dismay or anger. Works well by itself or in a sentence.

"This is complete and utter twattingshite!"
"Twattingshite!"

by Raziel Stitch March 14, 2005

twatting

Having cyber-sex via Twitter.

See that girl over there? I was totally twatting her for hours last night.

by Kope123 June 22, 2009