The only time I feel alive when I taste dick

In the song Coming Out Strong by Future Ft. The Weeknd, In the second verse future says “The only time I feel alive when I take it”. But people have recalled future saying the only time I feel alive when I taste dick implying that future likes pp and is gay lol (jkjk)

Person 1: *singing the song out loud* The only time I feel alive when I taste dick
Person 2: Bro what did you just say
Person 1: I swear its not what you think

by HitMyLineBbGurl;) January 4, 2021

Tastes Like Shit

1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.

- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."

by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

get a taste of the salami

To give fellatio; to suck dick.

Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"

by Nick D December 22, 2005

tastemaker

N., "a person whose judgments about what is good, fashionable, etc., are accepted and followed by many other people", i.e., an asshole.

Dave: I consulted only the best tastemaker in the city when redesigning my living room.

Sandy: Is that why it looks like the interior of a hobo's shopping cart?

by dar3alest May 6, 2014

Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.

Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.

by Larry Finster December 27, 2009

Testerical

Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.

He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.

by Kelligraphy September 30, 2018