Where you are hitting a girl from the back while shes under a coffee table, her head going in and out of the other side. On a stroke sending her out of the other side you hit her over the head with a wooden spoon!
by Grafzedd September 20, 2009
by genegine October 14, 2006
by Bigsquirtnort January 11, 2015
by Sageums + Ginger February 16, 2007
When you take all the crap out of someones backpack, flip it inside out, put all the stuff back in and zip it up during class. Usually when the person who owns the backpack is going to the bathroom...
"Mr. Hugger, tell Yari to quit turtling my backpack whenever I leave the class"
"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"
"I can't find my homework, it must have gotten thrown away last time my backpack got tutled"
by Laquisha LM May 22, 2008
To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help,akin to a turtle which is helpless when placed upside down on its back
by tonymush November 12, 2010
girls that are extremely scared of traveling to new york city for a fun night of free transportation, alcohol and high profile parties at some of the best places in new york. they will go back into their shell like turtles after being invited or asking to come hours before.
(John) Hey do you wanna go out to new york city with free bottles and table service at a club with jay-z, beyonce, reggie bush, drake, and other celebrities?
(Jane) yea sounds good let me know
four hours later....
( John) ok were getting ready to leave ru coming?
No response by text or phone and can later be found at a local dive bar.
(John) damn turtles
(Jane) yea sounds good let me know
four hours later....
( John) ok were getting ready to leave ru coming?
No response by text or phone and can later be found at a local dive bar.
(John) damn turtles
by Thuggish Ruggish bonezzz March 22, 2010