Turnout Bias

When one side normalizes a behavior but demonizes another for doing the same thing, without acknowledging their own participation.

Person 1: Dude, The Republicans just deported so many people

Person 2: Obama did the same
Person 1: That's different!
Person 1: Turnout Bias

by WaltuhTheWall March 22, 2025

turnapously

When a mom/dad wants to place their child's boyfriend/girlfriends head into the ground like a turnip head first, to show some sense because they are acting stupid.

When a son/daughter is acting turnapously the parent must get involved.

by anonymous October 10, 2025

turnapously

When a mom or dad wants to place their son/ or daughters head down like a turnip to show some sense head first because they are acting stupid

I had to act in a turnapously way to get to get my people on board.

by anonymous October 10, 2025

Siberian Turnaround

It's when you take or meet someone at a bar, leave the bar to have sex with that person, and then return to the bar and continue drinking.

Paul: "Where'd you go?"
Gerald: "I had sex with that chick."
Paul: "And you came back! You just pulled a Siberian Turnaround!"

by elJGK July 26, 2011

snowplow turnaround

Really? Come on

If you don't know what a snowplow turnaround is then we have a problem.

by Famafma August 5, 2016

Ironic Turnaround

1) The moment in which a satirical commentary on a trend becomes the normative part of a culture.
2) When a meme becomes popular.

1) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when lobsters, which once were fed to prisoners, became a delicasse.
2) Ex. An ironic turnaround is when VSCO girls get mocked and the imitation becomes the normie interaction.

by Davidium August 29, 2019

Alabama Turnaround

When you bone some chick and then your relative bones them right after you

I totally Alabama Turnaround' on Suzanne last night

by Flarpofflarpytown November 28, 2019