Cradling and caressing the testes in a warm moist Turkish towel, much in the same way the Sella Turcica cradles the neruro and adenohypopheses of the pituitary gland.
by protenacious D March 6, 2009
Get the Turkish Saddle mug.(n.) A condition afflicting an unhygenic vagina which may or may not be malodorous and produces little crusty pellets that may adhere to the vulva or collect in the panties. Turkish bread may be a result of any of several infections commonly associated with a woman's pussy or simply the result of not washing one's stanky snatch. Reportedly, turkish bread has a cheese-like flavor and is viewed as a delicacy to be spread on Triscuits or Ritz in some circles.
Nichole's turkish bread finally got to me after after all these years. Night after night of gagging on that crust just got to me; I had to leave.
by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009
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One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.
Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.
by twojoints September 9, 2010
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by turtus hunter November 6, 2009
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Get the turkish breathmint mug.When you fart in bed, duck under the covers and inhale a lung full of your own stink gas then blow it in your partners face.
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Get the Turkish Shotgun mug.While you are taking a hot steamy shower you rip ass. Along with that stank ass fart you have a small explosion of shit that sprays all over the walls, wife or husband.
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