trampkin

A discarded napkin already used by a bum/tramp/dero in McDonalds. For it to qualify as a trampkin, you have to use it to clean your hands or mouth by mistake (or on purpose).

That's not mine... it belonged to that bum who was sitting across the table. Gross, you just used a trampkin on your face!!

Jeez, Heidi, you let me use that stank trampkin without saying anything!

by dibasic January 1, 2012

trampoline sponge cow

when you walk in on your fat parents having sex and they both look at you without stopping, smile at you, and then continue to cause creaking that can be heard throughout the whole neighborhood. You are traumatized for life. Your childhood is over because of what you've just seen.

"hey what's up" "don't talk to me. I experienced trampoline sponge cow last night" "oh gosh man I'm so sorry."

by trampolinespongecow August 29, 2021

Taco-tramp

taco-slut: a female, typically of caucasian origin who is extremly attracted to Mexican men.

Girl 1-"OH my god that mexican guy is so hot!"
Girl 2-"Jeez Angel your such a Taco-tramp."

by Logiebear1993 March 21, 2010

Cosby Kid Trampoline

Sealing a toilet bowl underneath the seat with a sheet of Saran Wrap, causing the defecator's shit to bounce back in.

Billy sabotaged the work shitter with a Cosby Kid Trampoline and I got shit all over my taint.

by Choadblower January 15, 2006

ur gramp a tramp

The worst of all. Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, AND ur granny tranny.

Dan: ur mom gay

Mike: oh yeah, well your gramp a tramp.

Dan: *dies*

by xXThe_Banana_Eater69Xx March 11, 2018

Tampon tramping

When a female is away from home and unexpectedly starts her period and thus doesn’t have a tampon on her person - Tampon tramping will involve the aforementioned female searching through the used tampon bin in a public toilet to find a lightly soiled one to use until she gets home or buys a fresh one.

Girl 1 -‘Are you ok Jade?’
Girl 2 -‘Yeah sure, I’ve just come on the on blob and had no tampons, so I’ve been tampon tramping in the pub toilet

by Chopper.Mk.52 December 31, 2017

trampling

the act of standing or walking on one's body and face as part of a submissive foot fetish.

the thought of her trampling him in her high heels turned him on

by spazzo September 29, 2005