That which confuses Jessica Simpson.
by varietylevel13 March 26, 2004
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by mooseknuckles November 11, 2002
Get the Tuna Town mug.A mythical creature like a unicorn, however, a tuna fish with a spherical horn upon his head. Often violent and very territorial, extremely dangerous. Reclusive but will attack if it feels threatened.
Marty: I went swimming in the lake yesterday Sarah…the damndest thing happened…
Sarah: What my love?
Marty: I felt this poking in my butthole and when I waded out of the water to investigate, I found, much to my dismay, a fuckin’ goldfish with a horn stickin’ out of my ass!
Sarah: Oh my God! You were cornholed by a tunacorn!!!!!
Sarah: What my love?
Marty: I felt this poking in my butthole and when I waded out of the water to investigate, I found, much to my dismay, a fuckin’ goldfish with a horn stickin’ out of my ass!
Sarah: Oh my God! You were cornholed by a tunacorn!!!!!
by donkey shave August 28, 2009
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Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial
Guy2: yeah I know, she invited me down to her salon for a Tuna Facial
by Nyneduce April 28, 2006
Get the Tuna Facial mug.A place/woman/person that reminds you of Tuna, your mom and a cow at the same time is called a Tunamomcow.
"Wow, she looks like Tuna"
"No, she looks like my mom"
"wait a minute, she looks like a cow"
"Dude, I should have told you before, shes a Tunamomcow"
"No, she looks like my mom"
"wait a minute, she looks like a cow"
"Dude, I should have told you before, shes a Tunamomcow"
by Radest Fucking Dude Ever February 8, 2009
Get the Tunamomcow mug.Someone who takes what is left over, not picky, just wants what is easy. When all the good sandwiches are taken, the Tuna Taker cleans up. A loser with poor taste and low self esteem.
by Mistress Andie May 8, 2010
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1. A group of skanky women.
2. A group of women so tacky, self-absorbed and attention starved that some of them might dare to wear a white dress to another woman's wedding.
3. A gathering of former high school cheerleaders who never quite lost their desire to go all the way, in spite of the fact that they are now in their 40s.
1. A group of skanky women.
2. A group of women so tacky, self-absorbed and attention starved that some of them might dare to wear a white dress to another woman's wedding.
3. A gathering of former high school cheerleaders who never quite lost their desire to go all the way, in spite of the fact that they are now in their 40s.
by wordweaver May 26, 2010
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