Turdle

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.

Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.


Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.

by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008

toddle

1. Noun- when a person is so stone drunk, that they resemble a toddler; in throwing up and not being able to talk, walk, pick up women, etc.

2. Verb- to act like a toddle

1. "Aww, dude you're such a toddle! Why can't you hold your beer?!"

2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"

by P,L,L,AMUD June 28, 2011

Tuddles

Literally means "Cuddles"... Invented by Steph cos she didn't like the world cuddles. Word is now spreading as far as Luton..yipee...

Love you Stephy, Tuddles Babez!

by DVMediaChris July 2, 2005

tiddle

another word for saying tiddy.

juss scream out tiddle it will confuse ppl

by da person next to ya January 29, 2005

tiddle widdle

A very small dick that you can barely see and doesn’t even have sperm in the balls because it’s so small

Rebeccca-ew my ex has a tiddle widdle!!
Ginosh-ugh good things u aren’t dating

by youknowit74 March 7, 2018

turdle

A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.

Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!

by Allah Tess December 15, 2008

Toddle

A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.

"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"

by j0ngen January 21, 2009