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TUCSONED

Verb- When you have a conversation with someone who has little to no IQ. That split moment your brain physically has pain from the ignorant questions you are presented with by a homegrown resident of Tucson, AZ. When you are presented with questions or statements that make your common sense and IQ lower.
"Hey bud, You're about to get Tucsoned!"
Customer-"How do I put gas in this electric bike?" Employee- "I Just Got Tucsoned!!"
by Non Resident September 9, 2021
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tecson

"Hey Tecson!

"Hi Mark,"
by I know where you live bro November 29, 2013
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Tuckson

a person who lives in the inner city but looks, smells and performs the actions of a hillbilly
a person who lives in town, in a trailer, has a fenced area protecting nothing but cans, and still eats hot pockets is a tuckson
by casey s November 6, 2007
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Tucsonan

1. Servant slave to the infrastructure of Tucson which is in turn "the subservient tool" of Davis-Monthan AFB (DM)

2. One who is good for making tacos for military personal from DM to eat.

3. Minimum wage slave there to ensure the fast food restaurants and convenience stores are able to provide service to personnel from DM.
Aren't these tucsonans great, always ready with a taco when you need one.

Airman: Hello sarge, my son just got a job at McDonald.
Sargent: Aren't Tucsonans suppose to be doing that?
by Obsidious August 2, 2009
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Tucsonan

1. A Tucsonan is a local resident that was born, lives or has migrated to Tucson, Arizona. While there is much debate over true Tucsonan's and Tucsonan's who have came to live in Tucson, one fact remains. A true Tucsonan knows how to spot saguaro cactus's, the best taco trucks in town , and neighborhoods that should be avoided at all costs.|

In many cases a true Tucsonan has also undergone traumatic brain injuries from excessive heat and temperature during the summer months and can seem a bit crazy at times.

Every Tucsonan who is a true Tucsonan also has the Tucsonan Application on their phone and pockets the best discounts and deals ready for brandishing at a moments notice, because let's face it, you're not Tucsonan unless you're constantly looking for cheap stuff in Tucson.

2. A Tucsonan is someone who is so broke they have to live in the cheapest city in America.
John: Hey Becky, we need some deals and discounts, have you heard of the Tucsonan phone application?
Becky: No John, I thought a Tucsonan was someone from Tucson, not a phone application.
John: Becky, it's both. A real Tucsonan doesn't have to say they're a Tucsonan for you to know they're a Tucsonan.
by TrueTucsonan January 17, 2020
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tuscon

a chocolate/black lab that is extremely cute in every way.
man, that dog is so fucking tuscon niggie!
by cracka12345 July 20, 2009
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tucsonite

A person who typically identifies as being from Tucson, Arizona.
"What's a Tucsonan?" He asked. "It's the same exact thing as a Tucsonite. Someone who says they're from Tucson."
by Ninja king December 18, 2013
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