1. A Tucsonan is a local resident that was born, lives or has migrated to Tucson, Arizona. While there is much debate over true Tucsonan's and Tucsonan's who have came to live in Tucson, one fact remains. A true Tucsonan knows how to spot saguaro cactus's, the best taco trucks in town , and neighborhoods that should be avoided at all costs.|
In many cases a true Tucsonan has also undergone traumatic brain injuries from excessive heat and temperature during the summer months and can seem a bit crazy at times.
Every Tucsonan who is a true Tucsonan also has the Tucsonan Application on their phone and pockets the best discounts and deals ready for brandishing at a moments notice, because let's face it, you're not Tucsonan unless you're constantly looking for cheap stuff in Tucson.
2. A Tucsonan is someone who is so broke they have to live in the cheapest city in America.
In many cases a true Tucsonan has also undergone traumatic brain injuries from excessive heat and temperature during the summer months and can seem a bit crazy at times.
Every Tucsonan who is a true Tucsonan also has the Tucsonan Application on their phone and pockets the best discounts and deals ready for brandishing at a moments notice, because let's face it, you're not Tucsonan unless you're constantly looking for cheap stuff in Tucson.
2. A Tucsonan is someone who is so broke they have to live in the cheapest city in America.
John: Hey Becky, we need some deals and discounts, have you heard of the Tucsonan phone application?
Becky: No John, I thought a Tucsonan was someone from Tucson, not a phone application.
John: Becky, it's both. A real Tucsonan doesn't have to say they're a Tucsonan for you to know they're a Tucsonan.
Becky: No John, I thought a Tucsonan was someone from Tucson, not a phone application.
John: Becky, it's both. A real Tucsonan doesn't have to say they're a Tucsonan for you to know they're a Tucsonan.
by TrueTucsonan January 18, 2020