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the turtles are getting curious

The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.
"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."
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Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song 

Badass theme song
Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

teenage mutant ninja turtles 

$20 bucks says these smooth pimp daddies can beat the shit out of those fruitbag Power Rangers seven sides of Sunday.
Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael. Ph33r.

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles 

Something I watched before school 14 years ago. Those were the days...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!