The opposite of a boner. A penis that has shriveled up and crawled back into a man's body. The condition was named after Donald Trump, the first man observed to have a permanent trumper.
by Pachos August 13, 2024

by sah_thur October 5, 2021

A trapped fart in your chair which you forget about until you get up later then you or a co-worker get hit by an unexpected stale fart.
1. Dude, Kevin got up and left a trumper behind! 2. Do not use that chair! There's so many trumpers messed in those fibers!
by Zammie69 January 19, 2021

by Johnnybonesjones786 November 5, 2020

Comes from Dilbert. That guy who has to TRUMP your weekend story with a BETTER one. But like, EVERY Time you tell a weekend story.
by Da Kriss July 31, 2020

Jim Bob told me I was a democrat because i spoke up against President Trump. He must have a Trumper brain.
by Jimmy Cracker September 6, 2019
