tropical wank

Masturbating, while sitting down in the shower. Spray cold water for a couple of minutes. After that you turn on the heat making the room humid. The key is to close your eyes and imagine you are sitting under a waterfall in Thailand.

Oh shit ! Chris flooded his hotel room again, he must have been having a tropical wank

by Winfield Green June 4, 2017

trophification

To make someone into a trophy for yourself, usually accomplished by buying them in the context of a marriage.

The Buffoon in Chief clearly engages in and excels in serial trophification.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2020

tropico

A short film including the songs: Bel Air, Gods And Monsters & American by the goddess Lana Del Rey

Have you seen Tropico?
Yes it's perfection

by TopicoQueen September 28, 2013

tropicool

cool with a taste of tropical goodness. so cool you could eat it.

uncool person: that's cool!
obviously cool person: no, that's tropicool!

by sparky August 20, 2004

Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

mature trophy wife

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.

He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

by Geoplus January 8, 2008

Participation Trophy

Something you get for accomplishing nothing.

You lost! Hooray, you win a participation trophy!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018