tossing my salad

To masturbate oneself or another

I'm going to tossing my salad now

by Vhscan January 13, 2021

toss my salad

a gay guy who loved his balls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.

hey baby im horny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?

by Jizzing in ur pants December 23, 2009

toss my salad

Used by people who play halo, after killing an opponent u repeatedly squat down over the corpse of your enemy and yell "toss my salad bitch!" before they respawn.
see: tbag

Toss my salad like your mom tossed it last night

by AltCoder April 30, 2005

tossing one's salad

1. To reign supreme over an opposing force; dominate
2. To rape, pillage and plunder
3. To mix an individual's leafage and vegetables with Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing, usually in a large, glass bowl, with tongs, under the protective blanket of comfort and security that is Suburban America

1. "This latte with extra foamy stuff could easily be tossing one's salad right about now."
2. "William Wallace tossed English salad."
3. "Jane, our 17-year-old honor roll student, school newspaper editor and easily noticeable virgin, tosses a mean salad. Great work, Jane."

by simplyorange November 8, 2008

Toss Your Salad

This means to jack off or to beat your meat. Not to eat ass. That is "cleaning your kitchen."

As a 16year old boy, I "tossed my salad" regularly.

by IamtherealZander August 28, 2005

toss my salad

When a girl plays with your balls. Tossing them around like a salad

I was tired of handjobs, so I asked her to toss my salad.

by Forlorner November 1, 2006

Toss Salad

Stimulating another person’s anus with your tongue.

Did you toss salad last night? I sure did! Did she like it? She sure did!

by Newfie blogger January 5, 2019