Torgface

The feeling one gets after receiving a Alabama hot pocket while drunk while being gang raped by 5 or more transvestite midgets.

Yooo Mike man did you see all those midgets last night?? Oh man you were totally Torgfaced

by Frizzletits October 16, 2008

torfie

(a combination of the words selfie an torso): a selfie of a naked male torso, with or without the face, showing the guys abs.

if you ahve any sense of personal shame, don't ever put your naked torfie online, instead go to the gym and look at yourself in the mirror

by Sexydimma December 21, 2016

toff waffle

Posh persons bullshit

Rupert is spouting a load of toff waffle again

by MattW999 January 30, 2018

toffee wallet

1. The aftermath of a follow through
2. A wet fart

Woops... I had better clean out my toffee wallet. Has anybody got a tissue?

by The Wronguns November 8, 2018

toffe and custard dognut

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

yum yums toffe danish and a toffe and custard dognut mum must be in a good mood

by bagheadbench July 23, 2020

Toffeepops

THE BEST BUISCUITS EVER HOLY FUCK

Abi: Lets go to Home Bargains.
Ross: Why?
Abi: They have the big packs of Toffeepops.
Ross: GET YOUR COAT

by 100percentnotAbigail January 11, 2022

toffimeilo

I LOVE TOFFIMEILO SO MUCH!<3 HER COLORING IS PERFECT<3 SHE IS PERFECT!<3 writed by : twinmelio

<3 I LOVE HER TOFFIMEILO

by Eli <3 February 19, 2022