Kel Tornado

The key tornado is the immaculately timed act of planning the ejaculation with the water tornado whilst draining the bath resulting in the spiral descent of semen . Bonus points if your mum or dog is in the bath with you.

Ami: hey bro what did u do last night?
Kelman: just some drugs and pulled a cheeky Kel Tornado

by ThePussyDestroyer420 October 10, 2020

rope in a tornado

To ejaculate so intensely, the built up pressure causes one's penis to flail wildly- as would a rope if caught by a tornado.

Chris jizzed so hard, his dick was like a rope in a tornado

by Druace March 28, 2017

A triple tornado flip

Putting two fingers in her pussy and spinning while spitting for the tornado effect.

Kyle:Bro what were you doing last night bro.
John:Doing a triple tornado flip in Nicks girl.
Kyle:Brrrrooooo I did that to her this morning.
Nick: what the fuck guys.

by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020

Texas tornado

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.

Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.

by fuckup, screwed, fucked, gawd, shit August 18, 2006

Toreador march

A song used in fnaf when you run out of power for your security booth and freddy emerges from the shadows, playing the toreador march before you will meet your inevitable doom.

*power shuts off*
Freddy: Plays the Toreador march

by GSA84 May 3, 2021

disgruntled smoke tornado

The image that appears over a cartoon character's head when flustered, flummoxed, or angered, normally by an opponent that has just foiled his or her plans. In the human world, a DST can only be imagined, but it is often sensed.

Did you see Gloria's disgruntled smoke tornado when the boss asked her for a status update on that project for the third time this morning?

by TrE3333 October 27, 2010

Tornadoing

It is a sex move in which you have a really strong, big dick, stick it in your bitches pussy, then pick her up with your dick and swing her around hella fast until it makes enough wind power to rip off the roof of the child molester van you are Tornadoing her in.

Friend: Dude what happened to your sick ass van.
You: Oh, haha I was Tornadoing my bitch in it.

by gdsgbc.f. dyjbfrhndwetik March 3, 2015