Toppenish

a small some what ghetto town in the state of Washington. Where its nice waking up to pissed natives on our sidewalks.

where the only true cholo is my G-ma with a broom stick..where its normal for Tweeked out people to get in your car the moment you park and the place that gets the most action all day is our local Toppenish SAFEWAY! its either ur co-workers mouths running or a fat lady running after the guy doing a beer run LMBO!

-Toppenish:
ex 1.

co-worker 1: omg sis u see what she wore last night to the partaaaay

co-worker 2: yup what was she thinking!

co-worker 3 aka BIG POPPA: DAMN that Shortay looked bomb last night why u all hattin

ex. 2

beer runner: (running)
fat lady: drop it!!!!!! drop it now!

(running) comes in (catching her breath) we just got robed

by lina26 April 4, 2011

Topher

Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.

Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!

by CallMeShorty June 28, 2016

The Topher

The not-so-thick but not very milky mix of any flavor milkshake mixed with any flavor of Monster Energy Drink. Can only be made by you (you obviously can not order a Topher).

Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to the gas station and pick up a monster so we can make The Topher at McDonalds."

Guy 2: "Okay, you buy the monsters, and I buy the milkshakes."

by ThebigG0705 January 1, 2012

topher

some one who enjoys smoking DANK.

topher is so high right now.

by flea March 11, 2005

topher

V: To run something into the ground or fizzle out.

Johnny quit his job at ABC company to go to work for XYZ company. Shortly after , his career tophered and he was left jobless.

by Bartmanohio October 20, 2008

Topherism

A philosophy that branches out of Christianty in hopes of facing your fears and confronting the enemy head on, while still respecting the Tophe's (Bible) rules. It is an increasing popular internet religion that many "practice".

"OMG,did you read the Tophe today?" - Noob
"Yes, i also pray to Jesus and Topher right as i wake up" - Veteran
"C001!" - Noob

"Topherism has impacted my life so much. It led to me being successful!"

by Saint Barbra March 29, 2008

Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.

Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.

by Taco_Exchange and Monkey King March 3, 2009