Tonsilitis

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.

Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.

by DeepthroatMcGoo February 7, 2010

tonsil hockey

A act similar to wordMaking Out/word, in which the participants appear as if to play hockey by hitting the other's tonsils with their tounge.

Sheila and Gary spent the whole night playing tonsil hockey.

by jetsonian February 9, 2003

Master William's Tonsil Remover

Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.

Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.

by Rustin January 9, 2007

Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )

When your about to cum you shove your penis in her mouth and cum on her tonsils and down her throat.

Guy 1:Dude I gave Stephanie a Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )!
Guy 2: Thats crazy bro
Guy 1:I know and then she spit it on me!

by jklasfhuiagieug April 6, 2009

Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis head touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of DNA on her tonsils. It is important that she not throw up despite her gag reflex, because then it would cease at being the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler and become the Italian Bistro. Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.

Mary asked me if I loved her, so I gave her the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler so that she would know my true feelings for her.

by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006

tonsil jelly

The warm load of jizm left hanging off a woman's tonsils after oral. Used in the long kiss goodnight.

I shot a load of tonsil jelly straight down that bitch's throat!

by swallow it all! October 23, 2008

tonsil glaze

Swallowing the male ejaculation without missing a drop.

I washed and waxed my girlfriend's car yesterday. After that, she was more than willing to take my tonsil glaze.

by Thew May 22, 2005