Toenail strat

When one uses there big toenail to scratch the tip of their penis to pleasure themselves.

P.S the more blood the better

Example: Just got off work can’t wait to hit the toenail Strat

by Wock fiends March 30, 2024

Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

Toenail Violin

The act of using your toenail as a violin string. Able to play very sad music.

Person 1: Jared, I can’t find my Toenail Violin
Jared: its on your foot dumbass

by DOOKIE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO March 1, 2023

Toenail

Gay child

Person 1: Did you see toenail?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a heck-face

by AnalWithShrek December 5, 2018

crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

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by sharnus March 28, 2023

left ring toenail grease maker

a small machine that makes grease that resembles the grease from a left ring toenail

i need me a left ring toenail grease maker

by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024

Toenail juice

When there is liquid behind the toenail and you shake it and it looks like a snow globe

Dude my toes look like a snow globe because of my toenail juice

by Poopy boys February 7, 2022