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toenail was THE day and if you disagree you shall not be accepted into the world of toenails as the 23rd of October is THE day and always has been THE day, adios xxx
omg its nearly toenail day xxx
by toenailbeliver October 18, 2019
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Toenail

A glove over another glove
What little kids try to put in their mouths
Toenail
by TheOneAndOnlyDipshit March 12, 2021
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organic hippie toenails

illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance
organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 5, 2020
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Green toenails

Green toenails represent a person who follows social media trends on tiktok and disagrees with their girlfriends nail colour
“If you have green toenails you have 3 wifes and 4 kids”
Boy- You wanna paint your nails white? But that means that you are single by social media trends
Girl - A nail colour has absolutely nothing to do with their relationship status
Boy- Okay I am going to paint do Green toenails
Girl - Okay so that means that you have 3 wives and 4 kids
Boy- What wtf?
by Aistr May 29, 2025
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Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.
"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."
by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019
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toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.
Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!
by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2016
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crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.
by sharnus March 28, 2023
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