National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.

Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!

by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021

Toe in the dot

The act of inserting your big toe into your partners anoos.

My wife enjoys a toe in the dot before Church on Sunday mornings.

by Johnny-23 April 9, 2022

eau de toe crude'

The olifactory sensation that occurs when a large overheated woman wearing full panty hose removes her pumps and waddles around the office with only nylons covering her smelly feet.

Sean: I know that's not perfume I'm smelling!

T. Rex: Au contraire, that's just Cathy's eau de toe crude'

by Higley July 11, 2011

doggy toe

Camel toe, as seen from behind when a woman bends over, bringing to the observer's mind exactly what the view would be if she ever offered it up doggy style.

As the babe in the string bikini slowly bent over to pick up her mai tai, her lucious doggy toe did away with those missionary thoughts I'd been having.

by Atlatl August 22, 2006

doe toe

A petite adult woman's vagina that resembles a camel toe

As she cooked dinner I reached around and felt perfect lil doe toe

by Inappropriate 42 April 2, 2015

deer toe

boy version of camel toe, pants or shorts riding up there weener.

natalie: ewh, Mr. Smith has massive deer toe, his pants are like up to his nipples.

andrew: well thats what makes him cool, and he has really bad deer toe your right. :

natalie: ew, hes gross. =

by fonzy gonzales March 21, 2008

dwarf toe

A big toe that is significantly smaller or shorter than one's second toe.

John: Gross Dillon your big toe is a midget compared to your second toe!

Dillon: Yeah, I have a real Dwarf Toe.

Alexis: Derr!

by genx_doaner September 8, 2011