Twatess

Plural twatesses. Cunt(s) that are obvious twats to everyone in da ‘hood!

Dat bitch and her kids are twatesses!

by Need To Calm Down November 27, 2019

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Totes Mcgoats

something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.

Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?

by PrdflS8n January 6, 2021

Totes McGoats

A terrifying beast located near Niagra Falls that scares people into recycling with the demonic powers.

You better recycle that or Totes McGoats will get you!

by B. Beale March 20, 2016

Totes cray

Short for "Total crazy"

Adding another "cray" (Totes cray cray) adds further to how crazy "it" was.

example 1:

"Did you see that football game last night."

"I know! It was totes cray!"

example 2:

"Dude, that guy was totes cray cray!"

by SwadeJ January 2, 2012

totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.

Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!

by SuperBabs April 6, 2009

Totes Heckers

Totes Heckers = Totally Hectic

Which is obviously a good thing.

Generally used to describe something which is pretty good, or used as sarcasm in some cases when your mates are talking something up, when in reality it isn't that great.

Chad: Oh bro, sick ride you have there.
Benjie: Thanks cuz, yeah it's totes heckers aye.

OR

Jim: Man this song is awesome, i LOVE IT!
Prince: Yeah, it's totes heckers... nub

by Nice Juan May 20, 2010