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Spunk Toss

The act of masturbating and throwing the ejaculate onto a female or unfortunate/unruly bystander.
Justin was being a little bitch so I fucking spunk tossed him.
by Spedx16 January 26, 2009
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tosspiece

Insulting term used to convey a substantial amount of disrespect towards a total wanker
"Fuck off you cock-smoking tosspiece"
by Somme Touch November 26, 2002
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Turkey Tossed

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.
Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...
by saltyspoon December 2, 2009
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Tahoe Toss

Throwing a beer can/bottle into a swing lid trash can from a hot tub. Filling the empty beer full of hot tub water is usually required to have enough force to open the trash can swing lid.

Basic Rules:
- Must finish the beer inside hot tub before throwing
- Must throw from within the hot tub
- If can/bottle goes completely outside the fence surrounding the hot tub, thrower must retrieve can/bottle before throwing again.
"Bring the 30 rack, we'll need it at the tub for Tahoe Toss"

"Joe really biff'd that last throw," says Sherry. "He'll have a fun time hopping the fence and searching for it barefoot in the foot of snow"

"Fuck girls... I just want to play Tahoe Toss"

"Remember when Johnny made 5 in a row for Tahoe Toss??" says Sean. "Johnny use to be metal"
by dancefloordale December 4, 2009
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Toss Material

1: Usually visual material used by males as an aid in the act of masturbating

2: A compliment towards anything good, usually an attractive female
1: "I'm going to the corner store to pick up some toss material, I'll be back"
2: "Dude, did you see that chick? She was mad toss material"
by tt December 4, 2003
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Toss Him Off

To wank someone off.
'You know Russell would toss him off..and not in the way he wanted'- conversation about 3:10 to Yuma
by Ricockulous October 19, 2008
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tossier

Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.
How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.
by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013
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