titanium teabag

The act of swinging your testicles around in a circular motion to create a merry go round action. At the point of extreme velocity, you swing/smack your testicles on someones face, or back of their head.

I have a bruise on my balls because I gave Shanana the titanium teabag.

by udatm909 July 15, 2011

Titanism

The religion for those who believe they are superior to all others. Members worship the Gods of power and greed, Titan and Moist, through consumption of whiskey and cigars and daily prayer.

Dr. Jinjie: "In the name of Titanism, should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Mr. Roy: "indeed, I believe so"

by PkTheArsonist June 23, 2021

Titititititita

I have a plush named titititititita. He is so cute. Sometimes I find him on the floor idk why tho. Anyways titititititita is the word for selfish and cruel

Some random dude: woah I'm better than you loser.

You: your a titititititita
Some random dude: WOAH CHILL MAN, TAKE ALL MY MONEY, I'M SORRY!

by LOSER KID 404 July 4, 2021

Super Mega Ultra Colossal Titanic Gay

Used to describe the gayest man alive. Indescribable how gay he is.

“Hey, Peyton is super mega ultra colossal titanic gay.”

by Super Mega Straight Guy March 18, 2022

Titanic

A huge ship that once floated, but doesn't anymore.

Do you remember the Titanic?

Oh, that ship that doesn't float anymore?

Yeah.

by Anonimoe January 20, 2009

TI-89 Titanium

A high-performance calculator made by Texas Instruments. With a computer algebra system, it can evaluate algebraic expressions symbolically, rather than just giving a number answer; and is therefore much more powerful and difficult to use than the TI-84, the common graphing calculator used by high school and college students alike.

"Hey, Jack, where's your TI-84?"

"OH, I left it in the trash can. Check out this great TI-89 Titanium I just got! I won't even have to know how to do math anymore!"

by dAzzlr August 22, 2009

titanic cock

A cock so big when you put it in your wife, it plays the sad violin song from the Titanic.

1. Hey Johnny, can I suck on your Titanic Cock?
2. Damn Manny, can you please slow down with that Titanic Cock? I can hear Jack already...
3. Darn my niGhA dAts WOnn PHAT aZZ CawK

by StardustGalaxy7 September 24, 2018